Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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