im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you guys were way drunker than both of me
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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