shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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