You really coming over, don't trick.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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