yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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