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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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