does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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