Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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