I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you didnt know i had herpes?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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