just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.