she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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