The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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