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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm laying in your front yard are you home

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.

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• (530): View more from California

  That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY

  (765): View more from Indiana

  I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS

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