Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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