what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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