just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize