So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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