How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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