You surviving the open bar?
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It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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