I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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