I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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