Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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