Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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