is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
