found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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