we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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