He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Holy shit dude........stairs
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