absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
whose parrot is this?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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