STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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