woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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