Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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