There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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