ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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