it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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