I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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