He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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