I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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