it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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