I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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