talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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