hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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