you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
