PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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