Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
