so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My cat gives me a boner
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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