Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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