Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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