PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
