I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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