I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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