Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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