Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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