this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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