I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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