you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just made my gag reflex go away.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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