Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize
