And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
