oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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